This is going to be a really quick one. 1. Because, in the spirit of doing one review a day, it is sometimes hard to fit it into the schedule. It’s early in the morning, I have to get to work, and I’m staying with a friend tonight, so this is really the only time I have to do one. 2. Because it’s FREAKING RAMUNE again! Apparently I can’t go a year without running into this stupid, hard to open, smiling Asian crapfactory that is Ramune. I’ve tried Kimchi. I’ve tried Teriyaki. I’ve tried Original. I’ve even tried Hello Kitty’s bloodforce. And I thought I was done. All the other flavors I have come across are just generic fruit flavors which wouldn’t make for an interesting review. And then...at the Asian Market...YOGURT flavor.
YOGURT FLAVOR???? What the hell does that mean. Traditional? Greek? Fruit on the bottom? Can yogurt actually be a flavor? Whatever, I’m going through the 600 steps to get this bottle open and finding out. And again...I have hurt my thumb trying to get it open. How is this supposed to appeal to children? Anyway, once I get the stopper to pop into the bottle so the useless marble can float around for no reason, I give it a sniff and it kinda smells like birthday cake. Not what I was expecting. Let’s dive in...As always, it’s almost impossible to get my mouth around the sixteen inch mouthpiece without gagging, and I’m left with the taste of...birthday cake. For real. It tastes like the Coldstone version of birthday cake ice cream. I guess that’s a pleasant surprise, but I have no idea why they call this yogurt flavor. It tastes about as much like yogurt as honey tastes like nylons. I swear I feel like Anthony Anderson is “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.” If I ever see a Ramune factory, I’m gonna burn this mother down!!!!!! Sigh...I guess I’ll try and find the octopus balls flavor next...yea that’s a real thing.
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